Sometimes, our use of PHP grows beyond the typical request/response cycle of dynamic page generation. Unfortunately, the threaded nature of PHP – and the stateless nature of the server – betrays any efforts to expand our utilization of the server. I will walk attendees through various evolutions of a specific application from synchronous execution of loops through asynchronous execution with Promise-based libraries in PHP.
Together, with this more advanced _asynchronous_ PHP we will attempt to breed virtual monkeys and finally solve the Infinite Monkey Problem!
Session Category : Regular Talk Session